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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

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So they tried

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So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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Thumbs down again.

Then came..

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Et expedita consequatur quam et.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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